Roster’s Roast Battle – ON THE MAINSTAGE
March 7 @ 9:00 pm - 11:30 pm
$10 – $15
Erin Go Bragh! Aye and begorrah! Is cleasaí rómheasta é Bono! Three classic, well-known Irish sayings.
Here’s a fourth, less known one: “Come to the Roster’s Roast Battle March 7th at 9 PM!”
Ten whole days prior to Saint Paddy’s Day, the Red Carpet Nightclub and yours truly, John Roster, are bringing you a truly wonderful night of entertainment. Because this year the 17th is on a Tuesday and who gets piss-drunk on green beer on a Tuesday? Good lord, maybe you? But if not you, & you wanna get your green-clad whiskey-drunk festive freak on a little early, come to the Main Stage on March 7th at 9 PM, with doors opening @ 8. I’d get presale tickets online. It’ll be worth your while, it’ll save you 5 whole dollars, big spender.
Let me tell you exactly what your $10 (or $15 at the door) nets you:
- A fantastic stand-up comedian (CM Jones) doing a feature set? Check.
- Your headliner, Connor Hangsleben, who’s worked with Dan Harmon, Darrell Hammond, & Tim Dillon? Check!
- A featured magician/sideshow act from Mr. Ryan Schepp that will dazzle you? Checkity-check.
And for the big event!
- 4 excellent Twin Cities comedians and battling it out with the weapon of savage insult on the battlefield of…stage? I lost the metaphor.
- 4 comics roast for a $125 prize? Check.
- A panel of 3 well-honed comics as judges: Ira Ford, Erick Austin, and the incomparable Willy Olguin giving input? Oh you know it.
But here’s the kicker.
- YOU, the audience, will ultimately decide by applause the winner of each round of roasting, and ultimately the winner of the cash prize.
AS IF THAT WERE ENOUGH!
- Drink specials on Guinness and Jameson, raffles with special prizes, and MORE that you will have to see to believe.
So come on out March 7th